it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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