that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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