His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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