What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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