Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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