spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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