Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
The adults are the big ones right?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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