You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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