That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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