I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Four minutes until I can fart!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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