Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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