I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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