I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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