Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
