Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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