Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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