every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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