But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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