i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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