Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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