You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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