They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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