i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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