butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Sext me about skeletons
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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