it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
