I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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