he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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