just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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