Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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