Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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