are you still at the devil's house?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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