Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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