Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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