Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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