Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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