you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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