The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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