You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize