You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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