OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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