i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Two words: nipple clamps
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