that's an acceptable place to lick
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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