I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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