my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
