nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
