Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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