What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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