every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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