Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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