are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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