That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Bring me that man meat
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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