where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I need moral support for this bender
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Someone signed my nipple.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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