Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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