i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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