i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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